Aquatic Hipster Sauropod Sighted in Gowanus?
Watch out! This possible Sauropod was recently sighted in Gowanus. Sayeth the artist who rendered her:
The Gowanus canal in Brooklyn is generally known as one of the most disgusting, filthy bodies of water in the entire country. This probably because of its close proximity to the dirty hipsters who live around it.
This pollution has even affected the local wildlife, and Zooey is a prime example of that. Zooey would be very pretty (by sea-monster standards) but she tries to hide it by wearing thick-framed glasses she doesn’t need, and dying her hair black. She’s trying to learn the ukulele and she wishes she had feet so she could ride a fixed gear bicycle.
It’s said that if the moon is full and and you wait out at the edge of the canal, you can just make out the fact that her ironic sea-monster tattoo has a little ironic sea-monster tattoo on it.
The Sea-Sauropod is named Zooey.
